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Anyone who doesn’t respect a teacher or cherish a student

may be clever, but has gone astray.

-Lao Tzu “Skill”

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because you’ve forgotten what it tastes like

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then asks, “But do you want to try some of my duck intestines?” 

And you say, “Sure, why not?”

Did I really just eat that willingly?

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and you can’t write at the top of the board anymore. 

Why am I having short girl problems in Asia?

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Community Post: 26 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning In Taiwan

So, yeah, it’s Taiwan. But pretty close to China (if you catch my terrible pun…)

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So, there’s a bounty out for Caesar, and he’s been captured by pirates. Oh, no! What happened next! Well, “thought entirely in the poewr and at the mercy of his lawless captors, {Caesar} assumed such an air of superiority and command in all his intercourse with them as at first awakened their astonishment, then excited their admiration, and ended in almost subjecting them to his will.” He asked them what his ransom would be. Twenty talents. “Caesar laughed at this demand, and told them it was plain that they did not know who he was, He would give them fifty talents.” While he waited for servants to bring his money to him, he “remained on board the ship of his captors, assuming in every respect the air and manner of their mast. When he wished to sleep, if they made a noise which disturbed him, he sent them orders to be still.” For entertainment, he wrote, and if the pirates did not appreciate his fine work, “he told them they were stupid fools without any taste.” “The pirates asked him one day what he should do to them if he should ever, at any future time, take them prisoners. Caesar said that he would crucify every one of them.” {What kidnapper even thinks of his captive being able to take him over!} Well, Caesar got his money, paid the men, and sailed away. Then he came back. And he crucified them all.

Caesar= The Man.

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Seriously? He had 318 trained servants born in his house. How cool of a guy was Abram? I mean, who has his own private ninja army, just in case you need to head up a rescue mission?

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